Jess of All Trades

I recommend ending every sentence with "yet." For example, "I don't have a parole officer...yet," or "I'm not gay...yet."
Jess of All Trades. Master of None...yet.

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how'd you get to be so pretty?
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Genetics. Mad good genes, yo. Mom and Dad

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It means so much to me. Like a Birthday. Or a pretty view.

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SAIL. Blame it on my A.D.D. baby.

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Fresher than a Mother…

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I LOVE THIS SO FUCKING HARD.

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Thanks for letting me share.

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You are a perfectly acceptable human being right now

I needed to read this right now. This very minute. So do you.
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My Furry Babies, Joey and Steve. (=^;^=) View high resolution

My Furry Babies, Joey and Steve. (=^;^=)

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Current Identity Statement

I used to think that I was “The Best Jess Ever”, which is apparent by all my usernames over the past decade. Now, I realize that I’m not even close to being the best ME ever (yet), so I’m acquiescing to “The Jess of All Trades”.

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A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, and a cat is a person.
— ~ Mugsy Peabody
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